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Dear citizens of Oceania, Lately you may have heard rumors of a signal jammer located somewhere in our vast country. These reports are not true and even if this is true, this product will not make your life any better than it is today. As of the present you’re living conditions are excessively better than they were about a century ago. In the past there was no such thing as chocolate rations, Victory Coffee, or Victory Gin that now improve your life on a daily basis. Our polls suggest that the living conditions of Oceania have risen by no less than twenty percent over the past year. This signal jammer is extremely bad because, if the activation button is pressed it will spontaneously combust and blow you to smithereens! If you see it please report to the thought police or simply chase down the person and tell others around you that he/she has a signal jammer. In the Ministry of Truth we use telescreens to make sure your life is satisfying and complies with our rules. If you think the signal jammer will make you one of a kind you are mistaken. If you really are a loyal comrade you will gladly report to the Thought Police and tell them where more of these devices might be located. Also, predictably my sources tell me that Goldstein and the Brotherhood are again the ones distributing the signal jammers. And this much is clear, if Goldstein distributes too many signal jammers then all of the Party's greatness will be reversed! Chocolate rations will be gone, work hours will be increased, and Hate-week will need to be Hate-month!Is this what you conspirators wish to do? Is this your version of a "better world"?